Pick up lines?

PICK-UP LINES 4 GUYS.*TRY IT IF U DARE*
1. Call me milk, i'll do your body good.
2.Can u help me find my BMW keys?
3.I love every bone in ur body - Especially MINE!
4.Can i get your fren's number off you?
5.I'll take u back to new york and make u a star! (said to a fifteen year old in her school uniform by a cisiting sailor)
6.You're Beautiful!!! Keep it up!
7.You want to be my stead? (Abbreviation for steady)
8.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.
9.Excuse me, do u have your handphone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
10.You have Very nice Breasts!
11.So ur paranakan... Can u cook?
12.Can i walk through ur bushes and climb your mountains?
13.i just bought a bed, i think you'd look great in it.
14.Im looking for a perfect acessory and you're it.
15.i must have just died! and gone to heaven!- You look like an Angel!
16.Can i ask you for directions? (To where? she aks) To your heart.
17.You know what is the best thing i've learnt in secondary school? U+I=69
18.wanna spread some butter on my cob?*OMG LOL*
19.Hey, someone farted. Lets get out of here and into my car.
20.It's cold here isn't it? (staring at breasts)
21.Do you spit or swoallow?
22.Help the homeless. Take me home with you. *HAHA Sounds cute to me lol*
23.i like ur butt can i wear it as a hat?
24.would u happen to have 10cents? i needa call my mother to tell her that i've found the love of my life. *SO CHEESY!*
BASICALLY ACCEPTABLE LINES:
1.WOW!
2.Hi. how're u doing? i am (insert name here)
3.Are u enjoying yourself?
4.Nice dress! :D
5.Hey, thanks for coming, i appreciate it.
6.Hi! (SMILES).
keep it short and simple lol not like e 24 examples above.