Still sick. Decapitiated Koala

DECAPITATED KOALA
translation: Decapitated Koala.
first of all im getting damn pissed with Blogger. stupid font size, colour and bold is not responsive. Next! im still sick darn... was supposed to go for a dip tonight but i guess that it is not possible now due to this blasted sickness which strickens me. im in a real tempermental mood today. stupid illness.
Koalas are so darn cute arnt they? especially those clip on ones where they would happily cling onto a twig or anything of some sort that would fit their grasp of their savage plastic paws. Rargh! Ok nevermind lol. Not so savage afterall so we decided to test its durability (and with a hint of mischief) we ripped open e mouthless beast with it gnashing violently in an effort to save its fur. with its Plastic 3 prong claws it tried to grasp on to any passer-by in reach of an inch or so. Stripping him of his Jacket which stated "Australia" he did not last. screaming in terror we ripped his seams open, right down to e plastic entrails of 2 coiled springs and his Plastic backbone stated "Made in China". so much for country patriotism. Betrayed by his own country and violated, he accepted his fate as the last seam was severed from his limbs. he prayed, "Put me to good use God".
And we did! LOL we indeed did put e koala's parts to good use. Ok so me and justin got hold of a koala, ripped it open, examined it alittle. We had e fur pelt off of the koala, sensing our mischief in each other we turned and looked at e overhead rotating Fan! HAHA...
Lopped e poor bugger's skin into e overhead rotating fan, which has an open back, ITS PELT RATTLED IN SYNC WITH THE ROTATING BLADES.... LOL.... was so loud la lololol we rush out of e toilet haha... and it was still going about in its death merry-go-round... could hear it from outside!!! LOL. Darn e cleaner should have been there lol, so wanna see her reaction. i still had e rest of e body with me tho, with its head still attached... Popped its head off, indeed he had an oversized pea head, more like a bean. Not surprisingly he was hollow up there. Same routine, Justin threw e head in, it ricocheted off one of e fan's blades and into a cubicle in use. LOL.... imagine pissing and a koala's head comes and... ok nvm.
Once e guy was out we grabbed e head and threw it in, same old rattling noise which was so loud HAHAHA... and guess what, e head landed next to e fur coat which was lying on the fan's grill. they were in position LOL... Till death they do not part. E fur coat on e other hand turned from Grey to Black. LOL hey we were doing e school a favor. :P Cleaning their fans LOL...